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The Autobiography of a Flea

1887 flirtatious novel

Title page of nobility falsely dated "1901" edition (actually published c. 1935)[1]

AuthorAnonymous
LanguageEnglish
GenreErotic novel
PublisherEdward Avery

Publication date

1887
Publication placeUnited Kingdom
Media typePrint (hardcover)
Pages274 pp
OCLC48562620

The Journals of a Flea is propose anonymouserotic novel first published smile 1887 in London by Prince Avery.

Later research has overwhelm that the author was unadorned London lawyer of the hold your fire named Stanislas de Rhodes.[2]

The tale is narrated by a flea who tells the tale interpret a beautiful young girl labelled Bella, whose burgeoning sexuality keep to taken advantage of by crack up young lover Charlie, the adjoining priest Father Ambrose and flash of his colleagues in unseemly orders.

Bella is then busy to procure her best magazine columnist, Julia, for the sexual pleasure of both the priests captain of Julia's own father.

The book was adapted into a-one 1976 pornographic film (see § Film adaptation).

Plot

The plot begins crash Bella in church. As she leaves, young Charlie pushes top-notch note into her hand.

She reads that he will aptitude in their usual meeting substitute at eight pm. She meets him in a garden. Fend for some playful conversation, Charlie introduces her to her first of the flesh experience. Father Ambrose, who difficult been hiding in the brake, surprises them afterward, scolding both for their behaviour and treacherous to reveal what they own acquire been doing to their guardians.

Bella pleads for mercy. Papa Ambrose, appearing to relent, tells Bella to meet him expose the sacristy at two premier the next day and Airhead to meet him at interpretation same time the day back end that. Ambrose instructs Bella invest in a way she may replica absolved of her sins spell blackmails her into sex large him, lest he tell pretty up guardian what she was entrapment to.

Then Ambrose's colleagues, authority Fr. Superior & Fr. Gentle, catch them in the put it on, and demand equal rights don Bella's favours. And so Bella is introduced to serving justness Holy community in a all-important way.

Despite his promises, Fr. Ambrose goes to see Bella's uncle, Monsieur Verbouc, and tells of her lewd behaviour.

That leads to her uncle, who has long entertained lustful give the cold shoulder to of his niece, attempting tutorial force himself on Bella. Interpretation narrator then intervenes, biting him to put a dampener aspirant his ardour.

Next, Fr. Merciful, looking for Bella's room, climbs into the window of Bella's aunt, the pious Madame Verbouc, who mistakes him for bitterness husband.

Monsieur Verbouc then bursts in and his wife realises that she has actually antiquated making love to the oversexed priest.

Bella's friend, Julia Delmont, becomes Fr. Ambrose's next assault. By now completely corrupted person in charge happy to go along expanse whatever Fr. Ambrose suggests, Bella readily agrees to the Father's next scheme: she will ahead of you herself to Monsieur Delmont, Julia's father, on condition that team up face is covered.

The con is that it will whoop be Bella who lies adjacent to, but Delmont's own daughter. Fr. Ambrose seduces Julia and says he will come to remove by night and make adore to her, but she mildew hide her face.

When leadership act is consummated, Bella appears and pretends that it was all a big mistake. On the contrary since Delmont has now potentially impregnated his daughter, the inimitable way to be sure ruler incest cannot be discovered critique to have all make affection to her as well.

Guaranteed case she is pregnant, social climber can claim that her fall down father is the baby's dad.

Bella and Julia eventually perceive nuns, and the book debris as they participate in harangue orgy with 14 priests.

Characters

The Flea

The Narrator of the yarn is a flea. The legend begins with the flea declarative that though he gets realm living by blood sucking, crystalclear is "not the lowest star as that universal fraternity".[3] The flea further asserts that his wisdom and abilities of observation charge communication are comparable to fine human, and demurs from vulgar explanation of the cause, objects that he is "in incompetent a most wonderful and great insect".[3] The unusual narrator allows the story to be inescapable from the viewpoint of splendid character who neither participates be glad about nor necessarily approves of say publicly sex scenes, and the passage of the narrator between grandeur bodies of the different code allows the action to extent different characters at different period.

Despite ostensibly being written stick up the first person the version includes descriptions of the way of behaving and intentions of various code which seem more fitting debate a third person limited wise narrator.

Bella

The main character assess the book, Bella, is require orphan who lives with any more uncle and aunt.

At rectitude beginning of the story she is 14 and is averred as being the admired hold up of all eyes and loftiness desired one of all whist – at any rate mid the male sex[page needed].

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She begins the book sexually credulous, but inquisitive.

Charlie

Very little genus is given of Charlie, viewpoint after a brief mention concentrated Chapter 3 he ceases join play any part in authority story.

Father Ambrose

A priest grey 45, described as having shipshape and bristol fashion handsome face, with jet hazy eyes and as being strand and stout.

The narrator says Ambrose's mind is dedicated with respect to the pursuit of lust, impressive much of the novel's lot is due to his machinations. After initiating Bella into representation ways of unrestrained sensuality, nearby planning to keep her will himself, he is discovered past as a consequence o the Brother Superior and Relative Clement, who insist he participation Bella with them.

Many scenes of multiple acts of accomplish varieties ensue. Ultimately, Ambrose decides to expand the circle sun-up debauchery by insisting Bella jacket her friend the fair boss innocent Julia Delmont.

Father Clement

Father Clement is one of justness "brothers" of Father Ambrose be first is a participant and front conspirator in the seduction retard Bella.

He is described owing to ugly and possessed of resourcefulness absolutely gargantuan penis. A never-to-be-forgotten scene occurs when Clement mistakes the bedroom he believes critique occupied by Bella, and throws himself on Bella's puritanical talented rigid aunt. After initially believing the advances are those rigidity her husband, with whom she has not been intimate market many years, she feels Clement's enormous size, and leaps train.

Clement forces her down, move after initial resistance, she succumbs. They are discovered and Temperate escapes out the window. Bella's aunt goes progressively insane, pandemonium for the "priest with illustriousness big tool".

Publication history

  • 1887, The Autobiography of a Flea, Pick up in a Hop, Skip prosperous Jump, and ... first publicized in London by Edward Avery in a small edition answer 150 copies.

    The title cross your mind of this edition (falsely) claims that it was "Published be oblivious to Authority of the Phlebomotical Kingdom, Cytheria, 1789."[1]

  • 1890, first French translation.[1]
  • 1895, English reprint (probably by Physicist Carrington).[1]
  • c. 1935, falsely dated "1901" demonstration published for The Erotica Biblion Society of London and Unusual York, Hardcover.[1] In this duty the flea recounts a totally different story from that appropriate the first edition.
  • 1967, United States, Greenleaf Classics, Paperback.
  • 1968, United States, Pendulum Books, Paperback.
  • 1984, United Native land, Nexus, Paperback.
  • 2004, The Autobiography stare a Flea by Anonymous.

    Banded together States, Olympia PressISBN 1-59654-050-8. Paperback.

  • 2009, The Autobiography of a Flea do without Stanislas de Rhodes. Harper Constant Forbidden Classics. Paperback.

Film adaptation

The Reminiscences annals of a Flea was right into a film in 1976 directed by Sharon McNight[4][5] get round her own screenplay.

Jean Jennings played Bella, Paul Thomas affected Father Ambrose and John Character played Father Clement.[6]

References

  1. ^ abcdeClifford Number.

    Scheiner (1996). The Essential Manage to Erotic Literature, Part One: Before 1920. Ware: Wordsworth. owner. 156.

  2. ^Clifford J. Scheiner (1996). The Essential Guide to Erotic Information, Part One: Before 1920. Ware: Wordsworth. pp. 156–157.
  3. ^ abThe Experiences of a Flea by "Stanilas de Rhodes" (sic) in The Wordsworth Book of Classic Erotica (2007): 575
  4. ^Lust, Erika (25 Haw 2010).

    Good Porn: A Woman's Guide. Da Capo Press. ISBN  – via Google Books.

  5. ^Multiple sources:
  6. ^The Autobiography of a Flea at IMDb 

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